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Post  Jajko58 on Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:08 am

I watched too much Robin Hood and i sneak behind you with bow and some arrows.
I attack you. Well... it wasnt a good plan... i died.
But then Companion Cube stabs you. I find my way to hill

Mah hill
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Post  Ku0 on Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:15 am

I was crying because I was laughing so hard at the fact that Jaj is on the FAKE hill that I built over a den of rabid weasels.

Jaj tries to run from them, but he is too slow. The weasels proceed to gnaw his toes off and do other unspeakable things.

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Post  Adman101 on Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:19 am

I watched robin hood too so i get an army of little dwarves to come kick you in the balls!
(absolutely nothing to do with robin hood)

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Post  Ku0 on Sun Oct 31, 2010 4:56 am

Hahahah! I have balls of steel! All of your dwarves break their feet while attempting to harm my impervious package.

I throw all your dwarves back at you, each one landing a hit on your face, turning it into an tangled pulp.

This hill is mine, I tells ye!
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Post  Adman101 on Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:20 pm

i resist the dwarves with my dwarf repellent and instead they eat you eyeballs and poo on your motuh!!! XD

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Post  joepost on Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:55 pm

the dwarfs die due to my repelling smell, i turn in to a wolf and howl.
my hill .........(too rude left blank)
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Post  Petraller on Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:50 am

My slug (thats the thing in my profile picture) rapes your girl (thats the thing in your profile picture). She screams in agony and falls off the hill and pushes you down along with her.

Meh thomat- wait...

Meh hill!
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Post  Ku0 on Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:23 am

The dwarves did nothing to me since I do not have a motuh, and since "you eyeballs" is not referring to me, they instead go out and attack some guy named Eyeballs before dying from Joe's repellent.

Anyways, I chain Pet's slug to a Ghast and watch the fun that ensues.

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Post  Petraller on Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:27 am

Nukes the hill!

-Hill gone-

Rebuilds artificial hill Very Happy

-Hill fer grabz-
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Post  Ku0 on Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:33 am

I grab the hill and hit Pet upside the head with it, breaking his neck.

This hill is mine, and you gotta pry it from my dead, saucy fingers.
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Post  Petraller on Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:36 am

Mmm sauce...

I cook your hand until it burns into ashes. Then I clear the ashes and leave the sauce. Add 100g of pasta and stir continuisly fo- wait, stop...
After that you cry like a sissy and I push you down the hill and roll into a bottomless pit.

Hill is MYNE!
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Post  Ku0 on Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:39 am

The pit turns out to be a portal that materializes anything right above Pet's head.

Needless to say, Pet's neck is crushed, again, by my body weight.

Leave my sauce alone, and my hill too.
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Post  Petraller on Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:41 am

Carpet bombs the entire hill.

Carpet bombing FTW!
u dedz lololol

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Post  Ku0 on Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:43 am

I watch as carpets come down from the sky, and violently explode upon the hill.
I do a crazy jump that saves me from incineration and I dig a foxhole.

I AM SAFE.
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Post  Petraller on Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:43 am

NOEZZZ!!!!!!

*slow-motion dramatic death*

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Post  Ku0 on Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:09 pm

I wrap the hill in a paper bag and put it in my pocket.

The hill is SAFE!
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Post  Jajko58 on Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:20 pm

I steal it!

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Post  Petraller on Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:38 pm

I pop the paper bag and the hill enlarges and causes your hand to explode.

A little song:
Pop goes the paper bag,
Pop pop pop pop pop.
Pop goes the paper bag,
Onto the hill I hop!
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Post  Ku0 on Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:50 am

I take the hill out from under Pet's feet, causing him to fall and break his spine. Then, I look over at Jaj and laugh at him.

No hands! No hands!

This hill is mine, so leave me alone!
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Post  Petraller on Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:56 am

I swallow the hill. Youll have to get past me if you want the hill >Sad
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Post  Adman101 on Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:33 am

i punch you, slit your stomach open, rescue the hill then conquer it and defend it with an army of creepers!

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Post  Petraller on Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:34 am

Bomb the creepers

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Post  Adman101 on Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:35 am

another army of skeletons conquer your hill again and we all poo on it!

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Post  Petraller on Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:36 am

Make you eat your own poo

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Post  Adman101 on Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:37 am

i throw up all the poo and pig over your hill, you take one sniff and run away crying...


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